Nightmare on Shaker St. turns into Massacre

A glorious spring day greeted the CGA at Shaker Run this year, a welcome change from the non-stop downpour that prevailed in 2003.  Some things, like the weather, were different from 2003.  Some things, like Greg May being on the winning team, weren't.  The Commash became the first two-time winner of the event, as well as the first back-to-back winner, in it's brief three year history.  Lexus Budzsaw Massacre built a six stroke lead at one point, saw it vanish, then came back on the final hole to win the 3rd Touch 'Em All Tournament on May 22nd.

Like the previous two TEA champions before them, LBM got off to a good start by posting a stellar 32 net best ball, and taking the early lead.  (If you follow trends, here's one:  the three winning teams of the TEA have all had the lowest, or have been tied for lowest, best ball.)   Right behind LBM after nine holes were LBM's playing partners, Steak & Shake, as well as the made-for-this-event-only team of R&D II, Dan Sadd and Rob Burkley, winners of the first TEA in 2002.  When their respective partners, Andy Shaffer and Pete Ebel, were unable to compete in the 2004 TEA, Sadd and Burkley were matched up and tried to become the first two golfers to win a second TEA as partners.  Both Steak & Shake and R&D II carded 33's on the first nine.  DEA was fourth with a 34.

In the scramble portion of the event, things got a little interesting, as they usually do.  Steak & Shake had shown signs of a wobbly wheel on the last three holes of the best ball.  Fry had suddenly started hitting it sideways, but Ayers had his back, making three straight pars on his own ball on the final three holes.  In the scramble, Fry's struggles continued and Ayers couldn't carry the load all by himself.  Steak & Shake ballooned to a 35.18 on the second nine and fell into 4th place.

LBM stayed hot and was pigging out at the All You Can Eat Ham and Eggs Breakfast Bar.  Their 32.34 was only 3rd best in the scramble, but it was enough to maintain a slim lead.  Sadd and Burkley kept the pressure on with a 32.26, and remained in second place.  DEA's 33.37 in the scramble came up short and they found themselves in third, but a distant 3.03 points behind after two nines. Posting the lowest score for the scramble was Happy Days with a 31.66.  After a rough start led to a an inflated best ball of 38, Ralph and Potsie found themselves out of it in all likelihood, but they weren't throwing in the towel just yet. 

While all of the TEA champions have taken early leads by posting the lowest best ball score, all too have had to run the gauntlet that is alternate shot.  TEA championships might be born in the best ball, but they are not won, or lost, until the alternate shot.  As most every CGAer will attest, nothing comes close to the pressure and intensity of Alt Shot.  LBM and R&D II teed off in the final group for Alt Shot with May and Budzik holding a slim 0.92 point lead.

LBM gave themselves some breathing room with a par on the first hole, while R&D II  made bogey.  Things looked up for Sadd and Burkley on the third hole when The Commash chunked his tee shot in the water and Budzik missed the green and short-sided it on on the steep hill just right of the green.  Sadd was lining up a 20 foot birdie putt when The Commash dunked his chip shot for a birdie.  R & D made par, but watched what looked like a certain 1 point pickup turn the other way.  With the stroke differential factored in, LBM now had a comfortable 5.92 point lead with six holes to play.

Things changed in a hurry on the par five 7th hole.  LBM couldn't put one in play off the tee, leading to a disastrous triple-bogey 8.  Seizing their chance, Burkley planted a wedge to birdie range and Sadd drilled the putt for a 4.  The lead was now only 1.92 with two holes to play.

On the par three 8th, the pressure was palpable.  LBM had blown a gasket and was leaking oil fast.  R&D II was alive and surging with momentum.  Budzik's tee shot found water and The Commash overclubbed it into the heather left of the green.  Budzik would get a drop from casual water, but had an impossible lob shot to the green.  After The Commash chipped it on the green, a two putt gave them a double-bogey 5.  R&D II pounced.  When Sadd's tee shot found the back middle of the green, a cautious two putt gave them a par and the outright lead by 0.08 points.

On the final hole, R&D II's chances took a huge hit when Burkley's tee shot found the right fairway bunker.  Sadd had been hitting irons with laser-like accuracy all day, but he would have virtually no chance at the final green.  His tee shot split the fairway putting the pressure squarely on Burkley for the second shot.  May and Budzik made sure to avoid the fairway bunker, but overdid it a bit finding the left rough.  Facing difficult uphill approaches of 200 yards, The Commash managed to draw a hybrid club into the apron in front of the green.  His shot would roll just pass the flag and off the right side of the green.  Burkley pulled his approach to the left of the green, but Sadd would have plenty of green to work with on the chip.  The crowd around the green gasped in horror as Sadd chunked his chip shot into the greenside bunker.  Budzik's chip gave The Commash a chance at par.  Burkley had to focus on getting up and down for bogey, and hoping The Commash would miss.  Suddenly, the pressure was now on The Commash.  But when he missed the par putt, the pressure just as suddenly fell on Sadd who was now faced with a 6 footer for bogey.  As if scripted by the golf gods, the 3rd TEA Tournament would come down to the final putt.  In almost deafening silence, Sadd's valiant effort lipped out, and Lexus Budzsaw Massacre watched as the title that had momentarily slipped away on the next to last hole fell right back into their laps one hole later.  Congratulations to Greg May and K.C. Budzik, the 2004 Touch 'Em All Tournament Champions.

 

Tournament Notes:  In finishing second, Rob Burkley pushed his career earnings over the $1000 mark.  He becomes the fourth member of this club.  .  .  .  .  The win gives Budzik an unprecedented third major title, and his partner Greg May a second.  They are the only multiple major winners in league history.  .  .  .  Despite the favorable weather and conditions, no team broke 100 for the first time in tournament history.  Last year in the rain, two teams broke 100, the winning team of Greg May and Dan Freiburger (97.04) and the second place team of Andy Shaffer and Steve Geraghty (99.87).  In the tourney's first year, the winning team of Dan Sadd and Rob Burkley were the only team to break the century mark (99.7).  

 

Will Budzik get a big head after winning his third major? 

 

2004 Touch 'Em All Tournament

Final Results

 

1.  G. May / Budzik                        32 / 32.34 / 36.33          100.67

2.  Sadd / Burkley                         33 / 32.26 / 35.5            100.76

3.  Diwik / Geraghty                      36 / 32.36 / 34.61         102.97

4.  Osborn / D. May                      34 / 33.37 / 336.47       103.84

4.  Southworth / Underwood     38 / 331.66 / 337.7           107.36

6.  Freiburger / Ayers                  33 / 35.18 / 39.94          108.12

7.  Webb / Schoemer                  37 / 37.51 / 36.30          110.81

 

 
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